Steve made his girlfriend a birdhouse (and painted it green and brown) for Christmas and we are at Katie's (Steve's girlfriend) house
- Me: Wait. Hold up. Who made that birdhouse? Because I kinda wanna have sex with them.
- Steve: Oh. Guilty as charged.
- Alex: Shut up. The bird house sucks.
- Steve: Do you know how hard and long I worked on that birdhouse?
- Me: Yeah, like an hour or two.
- Alex: It's painted camo colors. Birds won't even be able to see it!
