March 2012
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February 2012
Snooki is pregnant and it's not because of me.
My world is just falling apart. Life is too hard. I can’t go on.
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Parenthood makes my soul hurt.
God damn this show.
Why do I do this to myself?
confused
really confused
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gonatusonyx replied to your post: gonatusonyx replied to your post: gonatusonyx…
You have similar haircuts.
If anyone asks, I had the haircut first. He just copied me.
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gonatusonyx replied to your post: gonatusonyx replied to your post: If I were but…
If your heart was but simply a furby, would it be that furby, or a gayer furby?
I mean that furby has a glass of wine and a cigarette in it’s mouth… so far it’s pretty spot on. All’s it needs is a dick in its mouth and butt and me and that particular furby would be indistinguishable.
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Watchnickmooregasm:
For fuck SAKE
If anyone wants a video representation of my life, this is about as accurate as it gets. Painful and hysterical.
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gonatusonyx replied to your post: If I were but simply a block of concrete upon the ground, with a single flower growing in the middle of me, would that flower be my heart, or would it be a flaw in my very foundation, ripping through me, and, therefore, would life itself be my destruction, or my cause? would this be seen as new life rising from the ashes, or ashes, falling around new life?
Jesus...
Anonymous asked: If I were but simply a block of concrete upon the ground, with a single flower growing in the middle of me, would that flower be my heart, or would it be a flaw in my very foundation, ripping through me, and, therefore, would life itself be my destruction, or my cause? would this be seen as new life rising from the ashes, or ashes, falling around new life?
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People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
WatchIt’s like she’s reading my mind.
only worth living if somebody is loving you.
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imnotheretomakefriends:
mynameisangus reblogged your photoset: mynameisangus: Can we all stop reblogging this?…
Noted. And live blogging the Oscars is perfectly fine, but it that doesn’t mean it’s not obnoxious.
Really? So people can blog about their opinions on celebrities but not social impacts of ad campaigns?
K. Cool. Glad that’s a thing.
No. You made a point you can blog about whatever...
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Thank god I have Tuesdays off this semester.
I’ve abused the shit out of my Tuesdays. Getting all my work done for every class all day tomorrow. A week and a half until spring break and Martha’s birthday.
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