December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
tyleroakley:
GPOY.
Angst
Theres a bunch of things i feel like saying but I dont have the time or patience to do so.
This is what Im posting instead.
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welcometonormal replied to your photoset: Uhm. What are you talking about?
I just got this too…I ignored it haha.
Exactly. I’ve had it for idek how long now and I havent once had a problem with it. And if I start now I’m gunna be pissed as shit.
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i honestly hate the way my mind works.
New Years Eve is tomorrow
I always happen to get a reality check around this time and now I’m starting to bug out. Ugh fuck.
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Holy shit
I hope Im just being paranoid.
Woke up at 630 this morning to a phone call from...
Told them in bed because I don’t come in until 12.
Apparently they changed my shift to 630-3 and never told me.
So Im now running on three hours of sleep and about to get off my lunch break at work.
Wonderful.
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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fnmattsweeney replied to your post: Well this is just obnoxious now
the other night i drank and when i woke up in the morning to pee i fell into the sink
HXC I tried to make out with my coworker last night. Even after she reminded me I’m gay I kept playing with her hair And called a different coworker’s mom who gave me a ride home a cunt… three times. I remember none of this.
...
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Well this is just obnoxious now
Im still drunk
Fuck holiday parties
Just
Fuck
Why are you all awful people
I hate this place
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Executive Decision
I’m moving out.
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I think that settles my on-going debate about...
I’ve literally done nothing but wutevah you’re going to project on to me and hold me responsible for is totally cool. bai h8r
Stressin'
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So I technically had a party last night
And of course I was the only one who got ridiculously drunk. Ha awesome.
Fuck you Connecticut
Why is everything nicer there? Everything. EVERYTHING.
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Getting yourself schwasted as hell
at a family christmas party and coming out to people who pretty much already know youre gay is the only way to go
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God fucking damnit
Why am I the world’s funniest person?!
Ha ha ha. Oh, me.
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I'm gunna do this right.
Just gotta ignore all my instincts and impatience.
The two most attractive men in the world came into...
I had to bite my tongue to keep myself from smiling like an asshole.
Im going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”
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fyeahzack replied to your post: fyeahzack replied to your post: Guys with blue…
I’m not the one with #wetloins
STOP. HASH-TAGGING.
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fyeahzack replied to your post: Guys with blue eyes makes my loins wet.
#BlueEyesSwag #ImAwesome #Merry Xmas #WinkyFace
Shut your fucking legs.
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fyeahzack liked your post: Guys with blue eyes makes my loins wet.
Youre a booger.