January 2012
GUIZE.
Someone I dunno and have never met doesn’t like me. It’s like the baptism of being a fully-registered asshole. I’m so proud.
I’d like to thank God, because without him I wouldn’t be where I am today.
SON! PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!
Last night went super well
I picked him up at 7-ish
We drove into philly
Got drinks all over the gayborhood
Like five different dive bars
Made out like everywhere
And everytime I’d be like uhmm he’d remind me we’re in philly and the gay area so I shouldn’t be shy
And then we smoked in my car
He gave me my own bowl haha
And by the time I finally was like I needa go...
Oh wow
I might be jinx it but this is going really well.
Wowee
I mean, why not?
HE HE HE
Lana del SHUT THE FUCK UP
Class isn't for another three hours
and I’m already dreading going.
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Can someone seriously explain to me why TIME has...
Like I genuine want to know why this happened:
And yes I’m aware that we are the in the middle of the presidential primaries, but all the more reason that the Pakistan issue should’ve been seen. And if you go to the site and look at the covers, even Europe, Asia, and South Pacific have the Mitt Romney article in it, but the US cover mentions nothing about Pakistan. I obviously...
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Not only was that the worst,
but you’re a dirty hipster. Like beyond what I ever imagined.
LET ME SEE YA
BOUNCETHAT BOUNCETHAT
mariocnes:
if you’re not complimenting me don’t talk to me
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Steve made his girlfriend a birdhouse (and painted...
Me: Wait. Hold up. Who made that birdhouse? Because I kinda wanna have sex with them.
Steve: Oh. Guilty as charged.
Alex: Shut up. The bird house sucks.
Steve: Do you know how hard and long I worked on that birdhouse?
Me: Yeah, like an hour or two.
Alex: It's painted camo colors. Birds won't even be able to see it!
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“Why won’t anyone let me pick their nose?”
– Alex Skalski
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My roommates understand what's important
Alex: What are you drinking?
Katie: Taste it.
Alex: What is it?
Katie: it's not alcohol.
Alex: Well that's no fun.
Katie: I have class and a board meeting later.
Alex: (tastes it) I feel high.
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I know the point of anon but like,
I’m being serious. I’ll be more than happy to have an actual conversation about anything you ask me.
Anonymous asked: Please do tell.
Anonymous asked: Are all your roommates straight? How did they react when you drunkenly came out?
i just want a partner in crime someone who compliments me and understands me and i understand them and obviously we fuck
i tell myself that it ain’t gunna happen but half is because i dont wanna be let down the other half is a mix of me actually believing it and a mix of slowly becoming more and more jaded
Anonymous asked: Did you ever take it in the butt? If so, did you enjoy it?
“The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire”
– Ferdinand Foch