I think i want the boring shit

Oh fuck.

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
dismissivejerkoffmotion:

fnurfnur:

justinpswain:

Drunk as hell and your song comes on

This badger is like 5 “Don’t Stop Believing”s drunk


Me on Saturday.

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

fnurfnur:

justinpswain:

Drunk as hell and your song comes on

This badger is like 5 “Don’t Stop Believing”s drunk

Me on Saturday.

nbcparksandrec:

Happy birthday, Amy!

#SleeplessNights

i needed this weekend

"You were eating a bowl of cereal… while you were driving?!"